The promo pics for the new season of ABC's 'The Bachelor' are out and local Iowa farmer, Chris Soules is looking fiiiiiiine.

Even though I thought he lacked any form of verbal communication, I am looking forward to his journey in search of the final rose. Hopefully Chris will learn to use his words instead of just playfully laugh along at whatever mindless babble trots his way.

Here's my advice, "Chris, buddy old pal, YOU are now in the drivers seat! No more having to compete with former professional baseball players or pantseprenuers, no no no. You take ahold of that John Deere wheel and plow your way to greener pastures in search of that one, true, love."


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